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October 13th, 2012

UK politics is a choice of two ideals. Labour are the ideal bankrupts and the tories are the ideal wankers. #
Since Radio 1 has now shifted to a younger audience with Grimmy, us "older" former listeners are supposed to switch to Radio 2……… #
…… which when I switched it on in the car this morning was playing "ob-la-di ob-la-da". Enough said. #
The 14yo in Pakistan must be the leader of some expendables-style Taliban ass-kicking squad to be so scary to the men with the AK47s. #

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October 6th, 2012

Tories are first to trademark a vowel. U is now the trademark of the renamed Cunsurvutuve Party. #

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September 29th, 2012

Looks like the only way to get rid of Abu Hamza is to have him legally re-classified as a badger. #

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September 1st, 2012

Branson to sue Royal Mint for making coins with heads & tails. "50/50 is for mugs and Virgin object strongly to its use" a spokesman said. #
@pezholio Nice to have a search facility. Is it possible to show the name of the license holder or are there privacy issues? in reply to pezholio #
@pezholio Just spotted that the name is on some/most of them so ignore my prevoius question! in reply to pezholio #

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August 18th, 2012

My positive and cynical sides will now each get a tweet between which I am torn ….. #
Congratulations to the athletes, organizers and volunteers of London 2012. They pulled of an Olympics no-one thought could be so successful. #
I’m sure there were no causes more worthy of the £530m/day it just cost us. #
On seeing the news this week, everyone will realise that the shit that was going on before has not miraculously turned to gold. #
@theaardvark Weather showing one of the fundamental laws of nature, technically called "there he is get him!" in reply to theaardvark #
@pezholio The nagging paid off Good luck on Sunday. in reply to pezholio #
Why is Morris (or Jigger) in Brownhills facing an island of flowers? Her's a miner…. from Brownhills…… He wants Slaaaaaag! #